The ISO Glossary
ISORE - Eye strain resulting from writing procedures and work instructions.
ISOAP - Detergent used to clean up before the Registration Audit.
ISO-SO - Not a full blown nonconformance; something that’s just getting by.
ISOCIAL - A party thrown to celebrate passing an ISO audit.
ISODA - Beverage served at an ISOcial.
ISOB - The shedding of tears resulting from receiving too many audit nonconformances.
ISOHAPPY - The pure joy of conformity!
ISO-NO-NO – Activity leading to a nonconformance.
BISON - Official ISO mascot.
ISORRY - Response to a Corrective Action Request.
ISOMETRICS - Used to measure quality objectives.
ISOLATION - How the management representative feels when introducing the new system.
