The ISO Glossary
ISORE – Eye strain resulting from writing procedures and work instructions.
ISOAP – Detergent used to clean up before the Registration Audit.
ISO-SO – Not a full blown nonconformance; something that’s just getting by.
ISOCIAL – A party thrown to celebrate passing an ISO audit.
ISODA – Beverage served at an ISOcial.
ISOB – The shedding of tears resulting from receiving too many audit nonconformances.
ISOHAPPY – The pure joy of conformity!
ISO-NO-NO – Activity leading to a nonconformance.
BISON – Official ISO mascot.
ISORRY – Response to a Corrective Action Request.
ISOMETRICS – Used to measure quality objectives.
ISOLATION – How the management representative feels when introducing the new system.